From The Original Sex Wiki
- You select a cucumber of your favorite size at any grocery store.
- You take it out of the frig at least 90 minutes before masturbation.
- You wash the cucumber
- For pussy pleasure you might not need to apply lubrication depending on the amount of your pussy juice.
- For anal pleasure you definitely need to apply lubrication.
- You start pumping the cucumber in and out of your pussy or anus.
- After reaching your orgasm, you trash the cucumber
- Unless you expect your mother in law for dinner AND you had anal fun with your cucumber: In that case you might want to serve the used cucumber to your mother in law.
- In general cucumbers are a better choice than bananas because the skin of cucumbers is not radioactive.
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